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I Am Going
Added by: nabeel
Pathan: I Am Going, Ka Kya Mtlb Hota Ha?
Professor: Main Ja Raha Hu.
Pathan: Aisy Tou Tumhara Baap Bhi Nahi Ja Sakta.
Phly Mtlab Batao :P ;)
Added by: nabeel
X-Ray Mein
Added by: nabeel
DOCTOR: Ap k X-RAY main Aap ki Hadi Tooti hoi hai.
Pathan: Chalo shukar hai X-RAY main hi Tooti hai,
Agr Asal main Tooti hoti to kafi Kharcha ho jata.
Added by: nabeel
Dunya Me Kitne Bar-e-Azam Hen
Added by: Bilal Khan
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
Added by: Bilal Khan
1 Arbi Bath Room Me
Added by: Bilal Khan
1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,
PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara,
logo ne pucha to Bola.
ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.
Added by: Bilal Khan
A Phatan Joined Army
Added by: Bilal Khan
A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.
Added by: Bilal Khan
1 Molvi Dua Mang Raha Tha
Added by: Bilal Khan
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
Added by: Bilal Khan
15 Din Ki Chuti
Added by: Bilal Khan
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .
Added by: Bilal Khan
Teacher: Dunya Me Kitne
Added by: Bilal Khan
Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
Added by: Bilal Khan
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