Pathan: I Am Going, Ka Kya Mtlb Hota Ha?
Professor: Main Ja Raha Hu.
Pathan: Aisy Tou Tumhara Baap Bhi Nahi Ja Sakta.
Phly Mtlab Batao :P ;)
DOCTOR: Ap k X-RAY main Aap ki Hadi Tooti hoi hai.
Pathan: Chalo shukar hai X-RAY main hi Tooti hai,
Agr Asal main Tooti hoti to kafi Kharcha ho jata.
Teacher:
1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,
PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara,
logo ne pucha to Bola.
ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.
A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
Teacher:
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