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sardar doctor sy

Sardarni Doctor kai dino se mere sar

Me bahut dard ho raha hai

Doctor City Scan karna hoga

Sardarni Mere akeli ke bimari ke liye

pure city ka scan kis liye doctor

Added by: Samia Manzoor

apple aur apple

Mis AGar tumhare pas 2 Apple hai

Aur tumhare ghar 3 mehman aa jaye Tu tum kia karogy

SarDar Unke jane ka intezar

Added by: Samia Manzoor

sardar ka rishta

Sardar apna rishta dekne gya

Ghar walo ne dono ko akele chor diya

Sardar Baji ap kitne bhai behan ho?

Larki Gussay Mein Pehle 8 thy ab 9 ho ge hai

Added by: Samia Manzoor

khobsurat sardar

Sardar bohat dair se

apni khobsurat mangetar ko dekh raha tha

Larki sharma ke boli kiya dekh rahe ho?

Sardar mein soch raha tha ke agar tum

mere ami hote to mein be kitna khubsurat hota

Added by: Samia Manzoor

sardar ka interview

Sardar Aik jaga interview dene gya

Admi Tumhari education kia hai

Sardar L L K M P

Admi Ye kon se degree hai

Sardar Lamak Lamak ke matric pass

Added by: Samia Manzoor

Sardar Larki Per Ja Ker

Sardar bus me khara tha

break lagi to larki per ja ker gira

Larki: Andhe admi !! Kia ker rahe ho?

Sardar: Engineering aur ap :P ;)

Added by: nabeel

Raat Nu Neend

Sardar: Raat nu neend ni aandi,

Dr: App raat ko late k 2000 tak ginti gina karo,
neend aa jaye gi.

2 din bad Sardar: Mushkil nal 500 tk ginti hondi ay

ty neend aa jandi ay fer

chaaa pe pe k 2000 pora karna wan.

Doctor: Lakh di lanat e. :P

Added by: nabeel

I Love You 2

Admi: Sardar gi aap ko kabhi kisi se piyar hua?

Sardar: Haan yar! per wo manti hi nahi.

Admi: Kia kehti hai?

Sardar: Kehti hai I Love U 2

Ab pata nahi ye doosra kanjar kon hai :-)