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Yesssss i like your eyes

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Girl: What do you like in me ?
Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.
Girl: Whattttt?
Boy:Yesssss i like your eyes.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Adult Sms



Dard ho raha hai

Dulhen: aa,aaa.. Dard ho raha hai.. Aram se

 
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
 
Dulhen: 1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 
 
hmm 8 hhmmm 8,
 
wow,8,8..
 
7,6,5,5


Added by: nabeel     Adult Sms



Settle for self service

Sex is like a restaurant - 

sometimes u get excellent service,
sometimes u get very poor service
and sometimes u just have to settle for self-service


Added by: nabeel     Adult Sms



Special power of women

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Women have special powers.

They get wet with out water,
They bleed with out injury,
They make boneless meat get hard,
and make men eat with out cooking 8-)


Added by: nabeel     Adult Sms



Girl your name

 Girl - ur name?

boy  - black lion
Girl - r u joking?
Boy  - no, it means kaalu singh.
 
and urs
 
girl - Soft underwear
boy  - r u joking?
girl - no it means komal chadda. :P


Added by: nabeel     Adult Sms



Can not smoke here

 Sales girl: sory sir u cant smoke here

 
Customer: but i bought cigrete 4rm ur shop
 
sales girl: we sell condom also,but it doesn’t mean u start fucking us here


Added by: nabeel     Adult Sms



Only dress yourself

Before sex you help each other get naked. After sex you only dress yourself.

Moral of the story: No one helps you once you are totally fucked



Added by: nabeel     Adult Sms



Funny adult sms jokes 2012

Cute

Good looking
Easy to handle
Cool
Sexy
Nice structure
Its my mobile. How about your?


Added by: nabeel     Adult Sms



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