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A short thing

its get longer as u hold it
and pass between womans breast
and enters into a small hole
What is it?


Added by: nabeel     Adult Sms



You Dirty Mind

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P ;)
 



Added by: Do0l     Adult Sms



In chemistry class teacher asked a girl

In chemistry class teacher asked a
girl: what are Nitrates
Girl answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.



Added by: Do0l     Adult Sms



Enjoy until u get satisfied

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Come here, take off your pants and
knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.

loving urs…..toilet!



Added by: Do0l     Adult Sms



Always think positive

Whats an average 6 inch long
Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive



Added by: Do0l     Adult Sms



Bottle of wine

He took me from a bar.

He took me in his car.

He took my top off.

He puts his lips on mine,

but dont worry:

m a bottle of wine!



Added by: Do0l     Adult Sms



16 Saal ki Ladki

ek bhed mai 16 sal ki larki ko kisi ne peche se ongli de kar bhag giya peche mor kar dekha ek 80 sal ka borha tha to larki ne kaha kiya baba ap ne misbel di hai baba nahi beta mere to belanc hi khatam ho gaye hai

Added by: zahora     Adult Sms



A LIPTON TEABAG

Roses are red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go up, Pants go down, Body to body, Skin to skin, When its stiff,stick it in, it goes in dry,come out wet, the longer its in,the stronger it gets, it come out dripping and it starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton teabag!!

Added by: khokhar     Adult Sms



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