Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms.
Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she shall want me all the time.Better give me the 12s pack.
At dinner b4 eating with her parents he begins to pray and continues with his head down 4 several minutes.
Girl:u nevr told me that u are such a religious person.
Boy:&u nevr told me that ur father is a pharmacist!