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Police constable to son


Police Constable To Son:

 
Stupid, Why Did U Get Very Low Marks in All Subjects.?
 
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Son: Keep This 50 Rupees & Close This Matter.!!


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Wear sun glasses

During My School Days My Teacher Always Used To Wear Sun Glasses

Do You Know Why?
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Because I Was Such A Bright Student.
seriously yaall .... :D ;) :p


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Distance is measured

Pakistan is the only country in the world where distance is measure in minutes.

 
Kitne door ho?
bus 5 minute ;)


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Fact of google


 Fact of GOOGLE: 

40% of the people use it well as a search engine.
the other 60% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not. :P


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Longest Walk in Winter

The longest walk on a winter morning is

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from bed to bathroom :P


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Aik Din Date Per

Wen U Cry:- Koi Nhi Dekta.

 
Wen U Worried:- Koi Nhi Dekta.
 
Wen U Hapy:- Koi Nhi Dekta.
 
Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
 
Saala Pura Khandan Dhek Leta Hai...:p


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What About You

Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.

What about you?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?


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Looking Beautiful

Girl to Girl.

U r looking so beautiful.
Girl: Thanx 
 
Boy to Boy. 
U r looking so beautiful.
Boy: rishta de dio fair nikki da. :-D


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