How to take a right decision
Pehle DIL ke suno
Phir Dimag ke.
Phir wohe kero jo
apki BIWI kahe
Sukhi rehne ka Sabse bada raaz.
Papa, Mother tongue kya likhu
Likh de, very long and uncontrollable :P
Wife: What r u doing
Husband: Killing mosquitoes
Wife: How many did u kill
Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders
Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer
I saw in my dream that you
were buying a diamond ring for me.
I saw your dad paying the bill.
Nothing makes a woman mad at her man like
when she asks him to leave her alone and he
leaves her alone
A woman loyalty is tested when her man has NOTHING,
And a man loyalty is tested when he has EVERYTHING.
Every Boys Wish:
I am not a Prince,
But my Life Partner
should be a Princess
Real Man wish:
My Life Partner may not be a Princess,
but i promise i will treat her like a Princess
Some men cannot decide
whether weekdays are more hectic or weekends.
These men are called Married Men :P