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FUNNY POETRY SMS

Tumhare bina zindagi me hai sannata
tum hi mera kabab tum hi mera paratha
ye dil to hogaya tum pe latto
tum hi to ho mere besan k laddo
ab to dekhon tumhare hi dream
tum hi to ho meri chapati or haleem
jo tum ho sath to hr sham hai suhani
tum hi to ho meri student biryani
jahan bhi dekhon tum aate ho nazar
tum hi to ho mere KFC k burger
ye dosti sada rahe hamari
tum hi to ho meri zindagi ki nihaari .
always b happy my YUMMY FRIENDssSS.

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Eik Admi Ne FM Radio

ek admi ne FM radio pe call ki

admi...Muje ek wallet mila hai jis mein b0ht saray paise.
oR credit cards hai

Address Gulshan Iqbal ka hai

Host.. t0 ap unhein wallet wapis dena chahty hain?

admi.. hahaha nai g... use Meri taraf se Sad Song dedicate kar den

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Main Nay Us Say Kaha K

Main Nay Us Say Kaha K,
“Ay Jaan Apny Nazuk Hath Merey Chehray Par bhi Lehra Do.
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Kameeni Nay Aisa Thappar Mara K Moo Say Tulsi He nekal gae.

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Toilet Ki Kundi

Is tanhai mei bohot dam ghut raha hai
“Faraz
Na jane kon kameena bahir se Toilet ki kundi Laga gaya.

(”,)/ KHOL OYE
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Toilet ka mazak nahi hai.

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Nach SHELA Nach

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Ye He SHELA!!
Ab Ye Nachygi
Nach SHELA Nach!
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Nachi Kya?
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Nahi
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SORRY!
SHELA Sasty Mobile Par Nahi Nachti

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Heer To Ranjha

Heer—-Ranjha

Ranjha:
main tumhare pyar me barbad ho gaya,ruswa ho gaya,zalil-o-khwar ho gaya
Heer
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Te
KANJRA mein keri Doctor ban gei a

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Mareez To Hakim

Mareez:
Mujhe ajeeb si beemari ho gayi hai,
jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhe kuch sunai nahi deta.
Hakim:
Ye beemari nahi tum par Allah ki Rehmat hai.

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Judge To Man

Judge:
Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahey thay??
Man:
Sir,main apni biwi ko leney sasural jaa raha tha.
Judge:
Thats all, case dismissed.