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Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai

Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai Jab LARKA STAGE, Par Apni dulan K 7 Bethe hoye
Dosri KHOBSORT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
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Ye Sab aj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi.

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Batao Wo Kon Si Cheez Hay

Beevi:
Batao Wo Kon si Cheez Hay Jo Tum Rozana Dekh To Saktay Ho Magar Torr Nahi Saktay?
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Shohr: (Pyar se)
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Tera bootha..

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PIA Ki Flight Mein Captain

PIA ki flight mein Captain anouncment k baad mike Off krna bhooL gaya,
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Captain apny
co-pilot se :
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Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phir Air hostess ko kiss krunga
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ye sun kr 1air hostes mike OFF karne bhagi to gir gai
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Sath betha pthan:
O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehly wo cofee piye ga.

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Star Plus works

Shadi k bad agr Larki ko Susral Wale bure lagne lagen
tou Samaj Lo K,
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“Star Plus” works.

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Iltaf Nawaz Or Zardari Me Shart Lagi

1 Room me 1 Bohat Hi Badboo-Daar kutta Tha,
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Iltaf,Nawaz Or Zardari me Shart Lagi K Jo Is Room me Ziyada Dair Tak Raha To Wo Aqalmand he,
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Pehly Iltaf Gaya Or 5 Minut May bahar Aa Gaya,
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Nawaz Gaya 10 Minut May Bahar Aa Gaya,
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phr Zardari Gaya,.
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1 he mint me Kutta Bahar Aa Gaya.

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Pakistan Da Sab To Wadda Chawal Insaan Kon

Pakistan Da Sab To wadda chawal Insaan kon a.?

Ye jan’ny k liye daikhiye kal Subha
Theek 11 Bajey.
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SHEESHA!
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Oey lag geya point.

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Mobile Pe Bell Bji

4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 ki bell bji.
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Man: Hello
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BV: Jan I’m in Bazar, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?
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Man: Han jan lelo
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BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?
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Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo
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BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon
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Man: Han theek hy
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Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy
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Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai..

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New Generation

Dada:
subha sawere utha kro,
iske boht faide hain.
dekho jo chiryan subha sawere uth’ti hain
unko keere makore khane ko mil jate hain,
Pota:
or jo keere makore subha sawere uth’te hain
unko jaldi uthne ki saza b to milti ha.
New generation!