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Yahi To Pareshani Hai


Girl:

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:

Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:

Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:

Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:

Yahi To Pareshani Hai.



Added by: Sharjeel     Jokes In Urdu



Exam Result Inurance

Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete



Added by: bilal     Jokes In Urdu



Ek jaan bachai

 1 kanjoos dosray say: 

Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. 
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? 
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. 
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta 


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Bakwas karne ko Nahi


 eik admi ko eik bottle mili us ne us bottle ko khola to ander se eik jin nikla 

jin:hukam mery aka 
aka:mujhy london se lay ker pakistan tek eik bridge bana ker do 
jin:aka hukam kerny ko bola hai bakwas kerny ko nai


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Thori Parhai Ker le

 Ek Student Dusre Se: 

Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 
 
2nd Student: 
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



Jab tum Bahar Jate ho

 Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai 

Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga. 
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai


Added by: nabeel     Jokes In Urdu



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