Pappu Bank Mein Account Open Karne Gaya.
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Form Mein 1 Question Tha..
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Hamari Bank Me Account Open Karvane Ka Reason?
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Pappu: Tumhari Cashier Mast Maal Hai ;)
Judge: Marne se pehle tumhare koi akhri wish
Mujrim: Kisi aik case me insaf hota dekhna chahta ho
Judge: Bohat chalak ho, humesha zinda rehna chahte ho :P
Dost: ye new mobile kab liya?
Dorsa dost: liya ni girlfriend ka uthya hai
Dost: kiyo?
Dorsa dost: wo roz kehte the ke tum
mera phone ni uthate, aj mouka dekh ke utha liya ;) :D
Aaj kal ke generation ko
sabse zayda tension kab hota hai?
Exam mein? Nai
Results mein? Nai
Jab so kar utho aur
mobile aas paas na ho tab. :P
Doctor: Jab car aik aurat chla rahe the
tu tumhe road se dur ho jana chaye tha.
Patient: Kon se road?? me to park me laita hoa tha :P
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Me: Mere attendance k baare main zYada mat sOchna
Main cOllege main ata hOOn Lecture main nahi
Larki: doctor sb meray dil main bohat dard ho raha hai
koi Acha sa mashwara dain.
Doctor: dard dilon k kam ho jatay
main aur tum agar hum ho jatay ;)
Jis umar mein hamare daant tootthe the,
Aaj kal ke baccho ke us umar me DIL
toot jaate hai.
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