Butt Sab Apni shadi ki raat Khoob kha pi k kamray me aaye,
Dakar mara, Kundi lagai, or bolay... Soneyo, Enj kyun bethey 0 So jao Sawere Walima v khana aay
EK Buzrg Se Kisi Ne Pocha...
Aap Hamesha Niche Q Bethte Hain?
Buzurg Ne Bohat Khoobsurat Jawab Dia
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TUJHY KIA TAKLEEF Hai.
Teacher To Student.. Planets k name Sunao?
Student..Mercury ,Venus,Earth,Mars........
Teacher..Aur Sunao??
Student..Bas ALLAH Ka shuker,Fit Faat Hon. Ap sunao
PHYSICS kitni Easy hoti Agr?
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Agr
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Apple ki jaga tree gira hota.
Salla Newton he mara jata.
Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
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Na Mujhe Zamane se koi aas hai,
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Jo apna samajh k apni girlfriend ki
kiss dilwa de,
ya no.de.
Mujhe to us sacche dost ki talash
hai...
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Hai koi yahan mera dost
Husband messages to wife on cell ..
Hi,what are you doing darling???
Wife i am dying...
Husband.. Jumps with joy but types .sweet heart, how can I live without U?
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wife .. You idiot...I am dying my hair..
Husband .. Bloody english
2 Studnt cheating krne hi wale the k Teacher agaya or pucha..
Tum se pechay wale larke ne abhi kya pucha?
Studnt..
Sir is ne pucha Japan ka Capital kya h ..
Teachr..
To tum ne bata dia?
Studnt..
Nai Sir ..
Mene isko danta tha k ab to Tu ne muje Toka h mgar ab na "TOKYO"
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