I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I cant send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I m sending u just one joke
u are so beautiful
“Ye kaise mumkin hai k tujhe bhool jaun,,
“.jaaan.”
“Tere naam ka hi tu main ne apne Mobile ka password rakha hai,
Wo Tujhe door se Dekh k Apna DOPPTTA Sambhal LeTi hai
.
Main Hairaan Hon k Wo iTni Door se b KanJar Pehchaan LeTi hai.
Urdu Bhi Kesi Ajeeb Zubaan Hai
FÄRAZ.
Agar Ghari Kharab Ho To Kehte Hain K “BAND” Hai!
.
Aur Agar Larki Kharab Ho To Kehte Hain “CHALOO” Hai.
Jidher daikho ishq k bemar baithy hain,
Hazaro mar gaye lakhon bemar baithy hain,
Barbad kar k apni taleem ko girls k pechy,
Phir kehty hain nokri laga do berozgar baithy hain.
Altaaf Hussain jab school gaye
to maths teacher ne pocha:
Mere paas 4 apples hain,
5 bchon main kaisay tqseem karon?
.
ALTAAF Hussain
.
1 bchay ko goli mar do.
1 Admi Apny Dost Sy:
Tera Bhai Aaj Kal Kya Kar Raha Hy?
Dost:
1 Dukan Kholi Thi Par 6 Maah Sy Jail Mei Hy.
Admi:
Wo Kyun?
Dost:
Dukan “HATHORAY” Sy Kholi Thi
Mera dil totney ka sabab pochtey ho
“FARAZ”
Kadi teri v koi kulfi kho k nassey ty tenu pata laggey…!
(,”)/’
/) ( . Rukk oey.
_/ /_ addi ty day ja.
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