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3 Fastest Ways Of Comunication

3 fastest ways of comunication...

3. Telephone

2. Television

1. Tell a women...

If Need more speed???

Also advice her

"KISI NU DASSI NA"

Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms

KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy

Teacher!

Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?

Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn

Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha

Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi Hoti Hy.

Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms

Ghair Mard Se Baat Karna

New Generation....
Aurat 5 saal k bachy ko ciggret peety
huey daik k boli..
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Beta kia tumharey ghar waalon ko
pata ha tum ciggret pee rahay ho..??
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Bacha (Dhuwan chorrty huey)
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Mohtarma kia aap k husband ko pata
ha aap ghair mard se baat kr rahi
hain :O :p :D :D

Added by: Sharjeel Naughty Sms

Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Main

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,

Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,

Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi.

Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms

Mere Pyar Ke Icon

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,

Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,

Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,

Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

Added by: Bilal Khan Naughty Sms

Kabhi Be Naraz Na Hona

Agar koi tumhra dil dukhey to kabhi be naraz na hona
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Tusi v koi na koi chawali zaror mari honi aay

Added by: Sharjeel Naughty Sms

Teacher To Student

Teacher..Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju...No mam I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher ...Why?
Raju..My mother will not allow me to go so far