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Pathan Sms

BURHAPA Bohat Buri Bimari Hay

Sardar:
Yaar me ne suna he k BURHAPA bohat buri bimari he
Pathan:
Haan yaar kal is bimari se 6 bache marr gaye.

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Gul khan So Raha Tha K Us Ko

Gul khan so raha tha k us ko ek machar ne kat lya,
sari rat us k peechy chapal le kar bhagta raha,
marny ki koshish karta raha,
Magar mar na saka
Jab subha ho gae magr machar ko na mar ska,
To bola,
Ham is ko mar nai saka magr hum bohat khush hy
k hum ne is ko sari rat sony nai dia,
.
Oye gul khan zinda bad.

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Pathan Doctor Ko Maar Raha Tha

Pathan Doctor Ko Maar raha Tha.
Logon Ne Puchha isey Q Maar rahy ho?
Pathan Bola.
itna Garmi mein Zalim Ka Bacha Kehta hy,
Paani Ubal Kar Piyo.

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MATHS Teacher To Pathan

MATHS Teacher to a brilliant pathan:
Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon me barabar kaisay taqseem krain gy
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pathan:
milk shake bana k.

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PATHAN KI MAA

PATHAN KI MAA:
Beta!
Tujhe yahan sa Lahore jane main 1 Din laga
or wapis aane main 7 Din lag gaye, wo bhi Nayi Car sa?
PATHAN:
MAA!
Ye Car Banane wale bhi Pagal hain,
Jane k liye 5 Gear Bana diye or Aane k liye Sirf 1 (Reverse) Gear

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1 Pathan 2sre Se

1 pathan 2sre se:
Zara Car se bahir dekhna k indicators jal rahe hain ya nahi?
Dosra Pathan bahir dekh kar:
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Han, Nahi, Han, Nahi, Han, Nhi, Han, Nhi.

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Ek Pathan Ladies Ward Me

Ek pathan Ladies ward me ja kr late gaya.
Nurse.
Tumko sharm nahi aati.
Pathan bola
Sharm kaisa.
Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hua tha
Geo pathan

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PIA Ki Flight Mein Captain

PIA ki flight mein Captain anouncment k baad mike Off krna bhooL gaya,
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Captain apny
co-pilot se :
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Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phir Air hostess ko kiss krunga
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ye sun kr 1air hostes mike OFF karne bhagi to gir gai
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Sath betha pthan:
O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehly wo cofee piye ga.