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Pathan Sms

Pathan Ko Khuwab Mein

Pathan Ko Khuwab Mein Kisi Ne Qatal Kar Dia, Subha Pathan Ne Apna HBL Ka Account Close Karwa Dia
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Kiun Kay HBL Aap Kay Khuwabon Ko Haqiqat Mein Badal Sakta Hay Jahan Khuwab Wahan HBL

Added by: Sharjeel Pathan Sms

Pathan Apney Bhai Se

Pathan Apney Bhai Se
Tum Hamari Shadi Par Kya Khaas Kam Kry Ga?

Bhai: Hawai Firing To Sab Kartay Hain,
Hum Khud Kush Dhamaka Kary Ga.

Added by: Sharjeel Pathan Sms

Hamara Dushmni Hai

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Pathan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Pathan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
Pathan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

Added by: Sharjeel Pathan Sms

PLZ TRY LETTER

Girl PATHAN se

Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja..

Pathan..

O humne tumko call kia tha

us me baji boli plz TRY LETTER

Added by: sss Pathan Sms

Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan..
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Dost..
Wo kaisay ..

Pathan..
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

Added by: sss Pathan Sms

Pathan to wife

. .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode,

Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu?

Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)

Added by: Sharjeel Pathan Sms

Pathan ne call milai

Pathan ne call milai to awaz ai:
"Is call k lia aap ka balance na-kafi hai"

Pathan:
"Koi baat nahi meri jaan,
Tum se baat ho jati hai bas itna hi kafi hai ;)

Added by: Sharjeel Pathan Sms

HUM HAJI BHI HAI

1 PATHAN namaz parh raha tha,
Dusra PATHAN us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha
K yeh bara NAMAZI Or PARHAIZGAR hai

PATHAN namaz tor kar bola:
Us ko bolo "HUM HAJI BHI HAI"

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