ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
His wife asked what you are doing
He said I m seeing how I look while sleeping
Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 lay gya,
Pathan: Jhot bolti hai 1500 tha hum ne 2 bar gina tha,
Sardar: Paisa ka masla nai bus tu banda dhond
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
still he was in jailwhy
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
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Ethay Te Anni Pei Hoi ay
A Blind Girl is sleeping here :-)
For job interview question.
Brithish to sardar:"where is abu dabi?"
Sardar:jis qubrastan ty ammi dabi,ody naal e zara para kr k abu dabi"
Sardar: Yaar Uth ZALzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Pathan : O Yara So ja Ghar Giry ga To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Haiey.
Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he,
Sardar g: Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jaga suki reh gai ae.