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Dil Torna Hamari Aadat Nahi

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Dil torna hamari aadat nahi

Dil hum kesi ka dukhaty nahi
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Bharosa rakhna mairi wafawon par
Dil mai basa ke hum kesi ko bhulaty nahi


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Handsome Hai Na

Girl :- Mummy sir kitne Handsome h Na..

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Mammy :- Beti apne se bade ko hamesha Pita K Saman samjhna Chahiye... 
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Girl :- Mummy tum bhi na hamesha Apni setting karne m lage rehti ho


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Husband And Wife Ne

Husband & wife ne Bachon ki waja se Night ka ishara rakha SANDWICH…

Husb: SANDWICH ka Mood Hy?
Wife: Nahi Aaj nahi, Aaj Subha Ketchup ki Theli Phat gai Hy.


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Sardar Was Advising His Son

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Sardar Was Advising His Son On

Dining Table,Oye Boti Kha Boti,Lully Waddi Hoe Gi ..!
Sardarni Intrupted:Sardar JI,
Tussi v Boti Shoti Kha Liya Karo.


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Doodh Ka Glass

Director 2 Sunny Leone: Suhagrat ka scene hai,

Dudh ka glass le ke jana hai aur hero ko pilana hai.

 
Sunny Leone: Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to Hema Malini Ko le lete. !!


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Yar Ajkal Main Boht Pareshan Hon

Yar ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.

Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
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Vitamin SHE
ki kami hay…


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Chemistry Ki Class Mein

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:

What is “Nitrate” ?
Larki sharma k boli:
Sir,
Rs.1500/=


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Aak Bache Ne Apni Nicker

Aak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......

 
 
 
Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........
 


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