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Dil ka mehmaan bun jao


Dil k mehmaan bun jao

Aankhon ka armaan bun jao

Honto ki muskaan bun jao

Oh... Tusi o...?...? i m very sorry tusi ty bus INSAN bun jao.
 



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Kuriyan de nakhray

6 birds were sitting on a tree,

a hunter shoot over them,

5 birds flew awaybut 1 female bird kept sitting.. why?

Bus awaein.. Kuriyan de nakhray.
 



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December Lout Aao Tum

Aye December . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

 

 

Teri Mehrbani ik pheera e la ley.....
 



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Jis shakhs ki khta ho usi ko saza mily


Qatra ab ahtjaj kary bhi to kia mily.

Drya jo lg rhe the, Samandr se ja mily..

Hr shakhs dorta hai yahan bhir ki trf

Phr ye bhi chahta hai usy rasta mily

Us aarzo ne tamasha bna dia

JO bhi mily hmari trf daikta mily

Duniya ko dusro ki nazar se na dikhiye...

Chahry na parh ske to katabo mein kia mily...

Es dor e monsfi mein zrori nhi hai josh....

Jis shakhs ki khta ho usi ko saza mily...



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Who Becomes Great Man

Everyone Goes With The Flow But Who Goes Opposite To The Flow Becomes Great Man

Before I Could Explain This To TRAFFIC POLICE

Chawwal Ne Chalan Kat Dya..
 



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Wapda Ka Truck

Hum to yunhi wapda k truck k pas khary thy 

Koi Lineman smjh k Lanat day gaya.
 



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Sunday ho ya Monday

Arz kia hai

Sunday ho ya Monday

wah wah

muqarrar

Sunday ho ya Monday

Roz khao Anday
 



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Height of Facebook Addiciti0n

Height of Facebook Addiciti0n...

A b0ys fb status I am onLine on fb during Lecture hahaha...

Comment fr0m his pr0fess0r....Get out of the cLass n0w...

Dean Liked comment... Friend commented...jaLdi aa yar, cafe may fit mahoL hy...

Gate keeper s comment...Saab pehLe idhar aa k apni bike Lock kardein...

Mom commented...NaLaik cLass ni leni to sabzi Le k seedha ghar wapis aa..

DaD cOmmented...Dekh lo apne betay ki harkatain..

G.f cOmmented... I Hate U kamine mUjhse kaha tha Daddi hOsPitaL may hyn miL nai sakta...

Daddi cOmmented... ManhOos tU ghar aa batati hOoN tUjhe.
 



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