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Frustration And Satisfaction

1 Woman .. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?

2 Woman .. What the Fuck ? and What a Fuck !

Added by: Sharjeel Urdu Funny Sms

WAPDA Light Aur Garmi

Wapda walio Tuhadi Maaaaaaaaaaa nu

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Pakistan is not a Terrorist country

Pakistan is not a Terrorist country .... . . . . .

Sadey kolon tey machhar ve nae mardey. .

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Zindagi ke Galtiyan

Zindagi mein humne 2 Galtiyan Ki hain

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1.. Ek toh mann lagaa ke padhaayi nhi ki..

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2. Doosri Facebook Par Timeline lagaa li..

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Dua clear mangni chahiye

1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur apni shadi k liye dua mangne lagi to sharm aa gai kehne lagi .......Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangti bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurt damad de de
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Pata hai kya hua?
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Uski choti behan ki shadi ho gayi.

Moral: Dua clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis time Qabool hojaye

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Sardar Ne Larki Ko I Love you Kaha

Srdar Ne Larki Ko I Lv U Kha

Larki Ne Usy1 ZorDar Thappar Mara r Kha
Kia Bola?
srdar ...Roty Hwy..

.........Behn Jb Suna nhi To Mara q

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A very touching story

A very touching story....
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one day a boy touched his girl friend, n she touched him back. He again touched her, then they both started touching, touching, touching,touching.........

aint dat a wonderful touching story? ....