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Dimag hila dene Wala Msg



Whats d Biggest Difference
Between
Bus Nd CYCLE..??
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Bus stand Bus k sath ni jata...
Par cycle ka stand Cycle k Sath hi
jata hai.



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Teacher With Father

Teacher 2 father...Ur son is a fool.
English 6
maths 7
science 4
s.study 8
Total..25

Father.. Total me to kamal hi kar diya. Is subject ki to koi tution b nahi rakhi hui thi



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Papu Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath

Papu Apne Dost Ki Baraat K Sath
Gaya Par Zakhmi Ho K Aya
Kisi Ne Waja Puchi To bola
Baraat Me Dulhe K Baap Ne Awaz
Lagai
Main Munday Da Piyo.. Kithay Kurri Da
Piyo?
Kuri Ka Baap Uttha Or Dono Ne Apas
Me Pagrian Exchange Kar Lein.
Phir 1 Or Admi Ne Awaz Lagai..
Main Munday Da Chacha Kithay Kurri
Da Chacha?
Unho Ne Kameez Exchange Kar Lein..
Us K Bad Mujhse Raha Na Gaya..Main
Ne Kaha..Main Munday Da Yaar Kithay
Kurri Da Yaar?
Bus Fair Danday.. Sotay Te Jutian
Exchange Hoiyan ny...........
 



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms



School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy


School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy
Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari.



Added by: Do0l     Urdu Funny Sms



Bulbulay

          *BULBULAY*

Nabeel:o maa ji bahr aen zra

Momo:kya baat hai puttr hum andr wo kr rhe thay

Nabeel:wo kya maa ji

Momo:wo jo late kr krte hain beta Rafique

Nabeel:o maa ji nabeel

Momo:nai nabeel nai wo jis se sukoon milta hai

Nabeel:Mehmood Saaab

Mehmood:nai nabeel tum ghlt smjh rhe ho hum tau araam se lete hue thay

Momo:han han yaad a gya hum andr araam kr rhe thay beta Ejaz

Nabeel:ouffff



Added by: Do0l     Urdu Funny Sms



2 Sraiki Lover Park Me Bethy Chips Kha Rahy Thy

2 sraiki lover park me bethy chips kha rhy thy. Ankhon men Ankhen
dal k.

Girl sharma k boli.
Tusa meko itna ghor nal Q dekhday paey vey..?

Boy.
Marren Thoray Thoray kha.
Saray dabi vaindy ein.



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Funny Poetry Sms

Dil se roe magr honton se muskura bethe
Yun hi hum kisi se dil lga bethe
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Wo hum ko 1 sMs b nahi krte
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Jis k liye ham unlimited SmS package karwa bethe.



Added by: Do0l     Urdu Funny Sms



DENGUE Season Two

Mujhay Bhula to nahi dia Lahoriyo??? 
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DENGUE
Season 2
COMING SOON



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms



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